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"Help, I'm Out of Control"
And God Wants Me That Way
This exciting keynote will allow you to look inside the life of Lynette Pickering. Through her humor, music and stories your audience will be encouraged to let go of anger and the need for control and to let God hold the reigns. She will keep you in stitches for the first 40 minutes with humorous stories of her life and some of her crazy parodies including: Climb Laundry Mountain," These are a Few of My Favoite Pet Peeves," and I'm Just a Shopper Who Can't Say No." Then she will gently introduce her personal relationship with Jesus Christ and give your audience the opportunity to pray and trust Christ with their lives. She will wrap up the package with inspirational music that will touch your heart as the Holy Spirit touches your soul. (Recommended Keynote or opening session for any event to entertain your audience and let them be Encouraged with a laugh and a song.) asdf
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"Mirror, Mirror On The Wall"
Lynette discusses her dramatic changes after having Gastric Bypass Surgery in June of 2005. She shares intimate and humorous details of her weight loss journey going from a beautiful full figured woman wearing a size 26/28, to a life-changing size 8. Life-long friends didn't recognize her and audiences responded differently to her changing size. She shares openly about the joys and the problems of losing 150 pounds. Lynette reveals how her struggle with body image changed and her identity distorted as she dropped the weight. She discusses the lie that says being thin makes you happy and talks about how dealing with your life emotionally and spiritually needs to come along with the physical changes. Come along with Lynette on this roller-coaster ride Through Thick and Thin and Thick and Thin.
View Lynette's Before and After Gastric Bypass Surgery Photos.
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"Face Value"
This session begins with a song to
brighten your day. You will be asked to sing with Lynette in “This is the
Day…that I Found My Gray”. Lynette uses her parodies to poke fun at the
changing stages of a women’s life. “Crazy for High Fatty Foods” and
“Somewhere Over the Hill Now” will bring a smile to your face. She will
have you giggling at yourselves as she shares her struggles with food and
the aging woman in the mirror. Where do we find our value and worth? Is it
in the mirror? Is it on the scale? Lynette believes we are all uniquely
created for a purpose. He made you on purpose. Who did God have in mind
when He first decided, “I have a great idea, I think I will make____________,
you?!” Your value is not in Who you are, but in WHOSE!
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"Run the Race, Keep the Faith"
I am not an athlete. The only thing that runs well for me is my nose. I don’t even wear panty hose anymore, cause they were always running. I like to walk a little, but running, it is not for me. But we are all in a race. In this race, we call our lives we are moving forward to the finish line. But not everyone will break the tape at the end. In our race we will encounter great hurdles and we will stumble but Paul says we are to run in such a way to get the prize. The success of our race is not whether or not we cross over the chalk line first, or run the best. We have to stop comparing our race with the race of others. It is personal. It is in how we race, how we live and how we love that our race is judged. This 45-minute session weaves together scripture, stories and songs to create a picture of how we can best run our race. It challenges us to Finish well. It asks the question, “What do our Fans see as we run in this race called life? We will explore life’s Frustrations and Focus eyes
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"Just Say No!"
Are you a “Yes Girl”? Are you the person everyone calls to volunteer? Do you kick yourself when you hang up the phone? Why did I say yes? Better yet, why can’t I say “NO”? This session is designed for business groups, as well as women’s groups, to help you discover those underlining reasons you find it hard to say the “N” word. Lynette will give you tools to empower you to find your voice. She has been there herself. Find power in putting balance in your life. The more you say “No”, the more time you will have to say “Yes” to the Lord. Do you want to miss this session? “NO”!!!!!
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"Out of the Box"
Free to Run With Your Dreams
What is going to give me purpose and meaning to life? Who am I and why am I here? These were the questions always running through Lynette's mind. She was sure she had dreams but she forgot what they were. All she knew was she wasn't worth anything unless.... What is it in us that drives us to always be searching for something that will give our lives meaning and purpose? Our purpose is in the mind of God the Creator; the ultimate Dream Weaver. What hinders us from realizing our dreams? Are we so "boxed in" by our fears, our families and our churches that we can't see outside of the box? When we seek the face of God and devour His Word the reality of our dreams unfolds before our very eyes. Can we live our dreams and still be in God's will? This session will take you through three steps that Lynette believes are necessary for searching souls to let go and actively live their dream. Step 1 is Discovering God's Will, Step 2 is Deciding to Dream, and Step 3 is Determined to Run
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"Lady Letgo"
Letting Go of Fear and Boldly Sharing Your Faith
Why is it so easy to share a great recipe and yet so terrifying to share about Jesus Christ?In this session, Lynette will help your audience examine fears, try to find their passion for Christ and look for comfortable, non-threatening ways to share the greatest recipe of all. Take one broken soul, salt it with a taste of Christ Jesus, add Living water and Resurrection yeast, let it set and watch as it warms up and grows into a life changed by the Bread of Life. It can be the most fulfilling experience of your life as you watch people come to a saving knowledge of Jesus because you let go of fear and obeyed God's command to GO INTO THE WORLD AND PREACH THE GOSPEL. What is holding you back? Lady letgo!
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"What Are You All Wrapped Up In This Christmas?"
A humorous look at how we drive ourselves crazy trying to pack every bit of holiday into the season. Do you ever feel so exhausted "doing" Christmas that you don't "experience" Christmas? This holiday event incorporates parodies "I'm Just a Shopper Who Can't Say No", "People Drive Me Chestnuts" and "Have Yourself a Breakdown After Christmas" into a laugh packed 60 minutes of fun. Lynette also shares the real life struggles we sometime have trying to make a Merry Christmas when life isn't always merry. She helps your audience discover the difference between happiness and joy. A great way to kick off the holidays.
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"Let Me Entertain You"
Lynette can design entire sessions of musical entertainment to fit your theme
and your budget. From solo performances, to full-blown productions with live bands and a cast of players,
Lynette can create the perfect program for you. The sky's the limit! Special Christmas and Valentine programs,
great for couples.
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